My anaconda don’t wanna go to class tomorrow

(via ezrakay)

kill me please

I’m literally my own best friend like I have inside jokes with myself and sometimes I’ll think something funny and start laughing out loud at how funny I am

(Source: dallasharry, via nicole-garza)


do you ever have those times at 4am where you get so motivated and decide to get all your shit together and then plan out your entire life and future and then the next morning you’re just like lol

(via orgasmic-humor)


OH YOU’RE MY FRIEND???? name 3 of my albums.

(via orgasmic-humor)